US presidential candidate declares 'ponies for all'

As the race to become US president gets underway, one candidate has addressed the issues that no-one else is talking about: ponies and teeth.

Vermin Supreme wants tooth brushing to become compulsory and wants “strong teeth for a strong America”.

The candidate, who wears a wellie on his head, also wants to give every US citizen a free pony, and says that turbines powered by zombies could reduce America’s need for foreign oil.

To see him reel off his barmy policies, check out the video below…

NB: If you don't have time to watch the whole thing, make sure you forward it to 4:47 where he sums up his policies - it's hilarious!

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