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Friday, 29 January 2010

RSPCA lists its funniest ever calls
With the new year starting, the RSPCA have released a list of the funniest calls they received in 2009.
The RSPCA emergency line operates 24 hours. Its aim is to provide emergency advice and sometimes rescue for sick, injured and abused animals. However, sometimes calls come through that aren’t urgent. The charity have listed a few of their favourites, including someone who reported a seagull looking sad because it was sitting in the rain and a lady asking the RSPCA to rescue a spider from her sink!
While these calls may sound pretty funny, it’s important to remember that the line is for emergency use.
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chlber (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 24 January 2010 @ 00:06
Lol i never thought someone would report anything like that it is really strange
itsmeeeeee (Age 15) wrote on Thursday, 28 January 2010 @ 10:37
lol this is so funny ...but it is sad to see a seegull looking sad !! but the spider omg all you have to do is get a glass and paper !!
aimee99 (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 28 January 2010 @ 16:31
o m g
xXEllenXx (Age 14) wrote on Thursday, 28 January 2010 @ 17:34
HA HA HA
babylulu (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 28 January 2010 @ 18:39
weird o m g
babylulu (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 28 January 2010 @ 18:40
weird o m g
dogi (Age 15) wrote on Friday, 29 January 2010 @ 16:01
I love animals
emmie2000 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 30 January 2010 @ 11:48
i love hamsters
puppy (Age 13) wrote on Saturday, 30 January 2010 @ 14:10
bit pointless but it may brighten up the vets day!
wman2 (Age 14) wrote on Saturday, 30 January 2010 @ 14:19
omg lol
ming (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 30 January 2010 @ 20:20
omg that is so strange
Chezzy (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 31 January 2010 @ 16:02
strane, weird but funny
MizzStarry (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 3 February 2010 @ 18:59
who wud call 999 for them sort of things?
mj786 wrote on Thursday, 18 February 2010 @ 09:52
lololololololol(laugh out loud)
Ellie-mo (Age 12) wrote on Tuesday, 24 August 2010 @ 12:08
thats a waste of the RSPCA's time!
redhorse10 (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 24 August 2010 @ 16:30
lol i'm not a great fan of spiders, i would run away!!! (well, I might throw it outside after using a paper or something
v1olet999 (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 30 August 2010 @ 18:44
Omg, They are the funniest calls I have ever heard of! lol xx
Teatowel (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 5 September 2010 @ 09:14
what if there was an urgent call but too many people wanted spiders out of their sinks!!!
redhorse10 (Age 13) wrote on Friday, 10 September 2010 @ 18:32
Yes! Exactly!
Ponies (Age 15) wrote on Monday, 4 October 2010 @ 18:33
The RSPCA dont need to know about spiders in sinks!
Mirri04 (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 7 October 2010 @ 21:09
Why on earth do people DO that?Surely they know the correct meaning of the RSPCA!
Puppylove (Age 10) wrote on Friday, 22 October 2010 @ 15:56
all you need is a pice of paper and a glass to get a spider out! THE RSPCA ARE FOR SAVING THE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lennox123 (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 22 October 2010 @ 15:56
cool
hannii (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 24 October 2010 @ 15:12
seagulls always either look cross, or sad, whatever the weather, so why on earth should that lady think it's going to burst into tears?? honestly, some people........
KiaraLoveM (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 24 October 2010 @ 18:52
The lady must have serious spider phobia!
vigogirl (Age 13) wrote on Friday, 29 October 2010 @ 18:37
thats stupid
midnight (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 30 October 2010 @ 16:27
All seagulls ever do is look sad or pinch your food and why not turn on the tap and wash the spider down the sink if it can swim it would not get hurt.
smilymiley (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 1 November 2010 @ 18:23
omg so typical all you need is a pice of paper and a cup or somethin i mean theres a spider in my sink i just get it out not call rspca if its daddy long legs grab it by the leg forgodsake that person is wierd
gurglegirl (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 6 November 2010 @ 16:12
cant write is so busy laughing like crazy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
She-Wolf (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 7 November 2010 @ 10:54
are they crazy or wat? i mean you can rescue a spider youself and seagulls , i think, always look sad
SuperSuze (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 11 November 2010 @ 19:24
Why do people bother making stupid phone calls? What if it's a genuine emergency, and all the phones are in use because people are making ridiculous phone calls?
liljen2001 (Age 10) wrote on Friday, 26 November 2010 @ 17:51
Funny and not funny
PUFFY (Age 11) wrote on Monday, 6 December 2010 @ 22:05
thats weird
disneyluv (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 9 December 2010 @ 20:23
haha i once read that a women rang 999 as her gerbil was giving birth and a man rang 999 as his chinese takeaway was late!!!!!!!!
kitty106 (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 19 December 2010 @ 20:54
Not long ago some wierdo rang 999 cus there snow man melted!!! if it was snowy der r much more important emergancies so dont waste der time! I also read dat a lil boy in usa rang911 cus his big sis wont let him on du pc the emergancie services in usa arranged for some peeps to give him schooling in wat an emergancy is! Some peeps are right doofuses
Demi008 (Age 11) wrote on Wednesday, 22 December 2010 @ 20:53
LOL i wud never report the RSPCA coz of a spider!Ha! sriously, ppl these days
09AhmedA (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 10 January 2011 @ 18:15
HEHE LOL that is sooo funny
beetle (Age 9) wrote on Thursday, 20 January 2011 @ 16:33
hi my name is jessica im kinda new
beetle (Age 9) wrote on Thursday, 20 January 2011 @ 16:35
weard
beetle (Age 9) wrote on Tuesday, 25 January 2011 @ 16:40
cool
SuperSuze (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 26 January 2011 @ 18:09
Hi beetle!
sneha (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 9 February 2011 @ 21:38
Strange!
sunny10 (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 18 February 2011 @ 18:27
This is crazy and really fun!
sunny10 (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 18 February 2011 @ 18:29
SPIDERS ARE TERRIFYING BUT I WOULD BE MORTIFIED TO DO THAT !
amberlily (Age 12) wrote on Monday, 7 March 2011 @ 21:44
lol! you would hav to be pretty scared to ring up the RSPCA about a spider in your sink!!!!!!
Mop (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 17 March 2011 @ 17:30
Ok!!! thats wired
jaffa122 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 19 March 2011 @ 18:31
Bit pointless but it would probably brighten up the vets day! HA HA HA
Monster401 (Age 11) wrote on Wednesday, 23 March 2011 @ 14:41
right jaffa122.lol!!!!!!!!
17cats (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 28 March 2011 @ 18:12
strange but very funny
Lenny (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 15 April 2011 @ 14:22
LOL!!!But I feel sorry for the seagull!
Dollyhi (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 9 May 2011 @ 18:00
LOLAGE
avrovulcan (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 15 May 2011 @ 14:04
silly hoax calls
avrovulcan (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 15 May 2011 @ 14:05
silly hoax calls
Blossom585 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 15 May 2011 @ 19:30
lol! that is soooo weird!
Nitrome2 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 21 May 2011 @ 13:09
Funny, but picture this: a rare species is injured and someone calls up just before it is spotted to say a spider's in their bath. The creature could die! People need to stop wasting the RSPCA's time, so that they can send help urgently!!!
cami3171 (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 23 May 2011 @ 17:49
I agree it is silly to call when animals are being abused and things. But for a spider or a seagull NO!! Anyway it's funny.
joeharri (Age 9) wrote on Wednesday, 1 June 2011 @ 08:16
Ha ha ha very funny
sooty122 (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 5 June 2011 @ 11:15
Hi Beetle !!
sooty122 (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 5 June 2011 @ 11:18
my fave animal is a bunny rabbit. I have one at home. Im scared of spiders but if there was a spider n my sink, i wouldnt call RSPCA! Id shout to my brother for him to get it out instead!!! :)))))
muchlove (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 5 June 2011 @ 16:28
its unimportant but when they get bk to the shelter it may brighten up a vets day!!
10Poppynx (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 30 June 2011 @ 09:52
Hahahaha! This Article Made My Day!!! But That Spider Is FREAKY!
SkyTheWolf (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 16 July 2011 @ 20:24
This spider Is So big and freaky! i would scream my head off if i would see it!
bettster (Age 11) wrote on Tuesday, 19 July 2011 @ 20:15
those people are so stupid
jaya123 (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 14 August 2011 @ 03:53
hahahahahaha!!!!! those ppl r sooooooo sad!
zini (Age 9) wrote on Thursday, 1 September 2011 @ 09:23
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagiggleahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahasnorthahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Searose19 (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 9 September 2011 @ 20:04
it maybe funny 4 da vet but it would waste there time. people should call rspca 4 serious stuff! im adopting a cat soon from da rspca or cats protection. I love animals and i no this is wierd but i felt guilty when i accidently squished a spider once. hi beetle!
sambarose2 (Age 11) wrote on Monday, 26 September 2011 @ 15:01
Searose, I agree, and also it's not strange that you feel guilty! I once killed a moth by mistake and I've felt guilty ever since! As I said I agree about wasting there time but it's definatly made me LOL! =0)
kicky105 (Age 12) wrote on Tuesday, 4 October 2011 @ 20:15
it is well weird.
Dragonite (Age 12) wrote on Monday, 17 October 2011 @ 17:24
Seagulls can just fly away if they're standing in the rain and our family hate spiders so we wouldn't call the RSPCA to save them from our sinks!
khandivn (Age 8) wrote on Thursday, 10 November 2011 @ 07:52
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
khandivn (Age 8) wrote on Thursday, 10 November 2011 @ 08:00
This spider is man 's best friend because they catch flys and flys are horrible
Telamon (Age 10) wrote on Tuesday, 29 November 2011 @ 20:59
Lol! There are some wierd people in the world! :D
nadialala (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 4 December 2011 @ 22:26
There was a litter of kittens and their mum living in a gap under a shed that had to be kept secret because if the owners of the shed found out, the cats would be gassed to death. I tried to phone the RSPCA to see if they could help, but I was put on hold for 45 minutes only to then be told that "there is no one available to take your call at the moment" or something like that. Now I know that it could have been a silly person getting hysterical about a spider that stopped those cats from being saved... grr.
pickers (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 2 January 2012 @ 19:23
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
bffxx (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 4 January 2012 @ 19:11
That spider is scarey!
macfan (Age 12) wrote on Tuesday, 10 January 2012 @ 19:27
Good lol's
izbiz360 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 14 January 2012 @ 14:27
strange
cariadfab (Age 10) wrote on Tuesday, 17 January 2012 @ 11:12
Someone once called the police because there was too many prawns in her curry! or something like that.
Chloe5000 (Age 10) wrote on Tuesday, 17 January 2012 @ 16:41
no way would i ever calll the rspca just beacouse a spider in my sink yeah i am scared of them but i would just scream and get a cup and paper shish