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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

Why does the teacher put kisses on my work???
By kittykat11 (Age 13)
Whenever this kid gets his work back from the teacher she's also put kisses on it. One day the kid asks the teacher "miss, why do you always put kisses on my work???". The teacher says "You fool! They are crosses!"
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Mirri04 (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 25 January 2011 @ 20:45
Ha ha ha!That is really funny!It made me smile really widely:)
sneha (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 26 January 2011 @ 21:22
That is really funny
kittykat11 (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 26 January 2011 @ 21:30
haha same!!! :D
omar (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 28 January 2011 @ 17:24
LOOOL :D
aquadog26 (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 28 January 2011 @ 18:09
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool! :-D
amani28 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 30 January 2011 @ 09:18
LOL!!!Hilarious
09AhmedA (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 30 January 2011 @ 20:02
he he
bubbleszoo (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 4 February 2011 @ 21:06
LOL
honeybun00 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 February 2011 @ 17:40
funny
cowmoo1170 (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 5 February 2011 @ 19:00
LOL
HAU (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 6 February 2011 @ 17:10
Ha ha! Ace joke
Mistergree (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 6 February 2011 @ 18:13
awsome joke it made me happy for the rest of the day:]
Demi008 (Age 11) wrote on Monday, 7 February 2011 @ 20:28
LOL I GET IT
Hasina (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 10 February 2011 @ 21:26
Oh that is so funny I'll go with wat 09Ahmed A said
redhorse10 (Age 14) wrote on Friday, 11 February 2011 @ 14:00
Lol, nice joke! :)
Anya2000 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 12 February 2011 @ 11:20
Good joke! LOL
Elliefudge (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 13 February 2011 @ 16:48
lOL THAT IS GOOD , I ALSO LOVE PUPPYS
skycherry (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 13 February 2011 @ 17:56
LOL
Quizylover (Age 14) wrote on Saturday, 26 February 2011 @ 18:15
lol :D
Lucy9 (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 2 March 2011 @ 17:50
Ha ha Funny
amidala676 (Age 13) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 13:47
Ha Ha Ha X
coolmatt45 (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 11 March 2011 @ 20:24
i love that joke lol
samz (Age 13) wrote on Friday, 22 April 2011 @ 17:03
LOL love the joke
rockgirl (Age 11) wrote on Tuesday, 21 June 2011 @ 17:06
hah!
Zorua101 (Age 13) wrote on Friday, 29 July 2011 @ 11:54
What may have happened: Kid: My teacher puts kisses on my work because she loves me! I'd better do something for her! The next day... Kid: Teacher, will you marry me? Teacher (astounded): Why? Kid: Because you love me! Teacher: I do not love you! I HATE YOU! Kid (sad): But why do you hate me? Teacher (annoyed): Because your work is of poor quality, that's why! Kid (bawling his eyes out): I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! WHY DID YOU TEASE ME WITH THOSE KISSES ON MY WORK?! Teacher: K-kisses? Kid (calmed down a little bit): Yes. (sniff) YOU PUT THOSE KISSES (sniff) ON MY WORK!!! Teacher (angry): Why would I put kisses on a piece of work as bad as yours? Kid: BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME! The teacher realises what the kid is talking about, and says... Teacher (livid): OMG, YOU THOUGHT THOSE CROSSES WERE KISSES? GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM! [Class laughs] [Kid tramps out, holding the expensive ring in his hand] Teacher (to the rest of the class): If you think I love you, I DON'T! This class is the worst in the school, even with my teaching! [The 'teacher's pet', Mirran Wilson, begins to cry] Teacher: Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going on strike so I do not have to teach you. [Teacher walks out of the classroom. Madness descends] Just remember: If pre-school teachers think an answer is wrong, put the word 'wrong' down to prevent confusion. If teachers forget this, please could pupils remember that a cross does not mean love in academic situations. Thank you. :P
SuperStar9 (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 3 August 2011 @ 15:52
lol Zoura101 i feel sorry for him!!
youtube (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 20 August 2011 @ 18:45
love both versions of the joke
millieboo (Age 10) wrote on Tuesday, 20 September 2011 @ 19:39
Hee hee!
tessybessy (Age 10) wrote on Thursday, 20 October 2011 @ 19:09
:) ha ha ha :) very funny
pipapip (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 5 January 2012 @ 10:59
that is funny!!!!!