Join in - Jokes
Thursday, 20 October 2011
We want your short jokes for the newspaper!
By nwilliams
We are looking for some jokes to go in First News.
Keep it short because we do not have a lot of space.
Please post them below!
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sambarose2 (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 20 October 2011 @ 12:44
What do you call five bottles of lemonade? A pop group!
sambarose2 (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 20 October 2011 @ 12:45
Girl: My teacher eats lemons all day! Friend: Whats her name? Girl: Miss Peel!
sambarose2 (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 20 October 2011 @ 12:45
Why was the robot acting funny? He had a screw loose! =P
sambarose2 (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 20 October 2011 @ 12:45
What steals soap from the bathroom? A robber duck!
Dewey (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 20 October 2011 @ 13:35
Knock knock. Who's there? Coleen. Coleen who? Coleen yourself up, your a mess dear.
kicky105 (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 20 October 2011 @ 15:49
knock knock, who's there, cows go, cows go who, cows don't go who, they go moo.
sloth (Age 10) wrote on Thursday, 20 October 2011 @ 16:51
what do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
Dewey (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 20 October 2011 @ 18:32
Knock knock. Who's there? Nun. Nun who? Nunthing important.
athram11 (Age 14) wrote on Thursday, 20 October 2011 @ 18:40
Knock Knock, Who's there? Doctor Doctor who!!!
bluemoon21 (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 20 October 2011 @ 18:59
why didnt the skeleton go to the dance? he had no body to go with !
tessybessy (Age 10) wrote on Thursday, 20 October 2011 @ 19:07
why did the gummy bear go to school because he wanted to be a smartie :)ha ha ha:}
Dragonite (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 20 October 2011 @ 19:38
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new one!
pipapip (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 21 October 2011 @ 07:07
whats a snakes favourite subject? hissssssssssssssssssssstory
Aishah21 (Age 16) wrote on Friday, 21 October 2011 @ 15:18
Why was the maths book upset? Because it had too many problems!
Defoe (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 23 October 2011 @ 18:41
boy: why did you take the queen into your maths exam other boy: she was my ruler
jlsfan3 (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 25 October 2011 @ 18:33
knock knock who's there? Mikey Mikey who? mikey does not fit in the door so let me in please
millie259 (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 26 October 2011 @ 18:00
what did the police man say to his belly button?? Your under a vest
millie259 (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 26 October 2011 @ 18:01
what didthe big chimney say to the little chimney?your too young to be smoking!
millie259 (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 26 October 2011 @ 18:03
where do pirates get their Christmas presents? they go to Argggos !
millie259 (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 26 October 2011 @ 18:04
what did the big phone say to the little one? your too young to be engaged!
millie259 (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 26 October 2011 @ 18:06
what idi one traffic light say to the other?dont look im changing!
millie259 (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 26 October 2011 @ 18:06
what idi one traffic light say to the other?dont look im changing!
millie259 (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 26 October 2011 @ 18:12
what do you call a fairy that never as a bath? stinkerbell!