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Monday, 30 January 2012
Three Odd Aliens
By Debategirl (Age 11)
Once, three aliens landed on a strange planet, in a strange land, this was where you live now.
Alien 1 was pink with pink and purple. She decided to go to the the building with lots of children, angry adults, books and pencils, the school.
Alien 2 was green and blue. He decided to check out the place with food and drink and ice-cream and all sorts of stuff edible, the fancy restaurent.
Alien 3 was yellow with orange polka dots. He decided to go to the noisy place that had songs, shows, popcorn and sweets, the theatre.
These 3 aliens met up in the towwn square where someone had sadly died.
"I learned how to say, "Me!Me!Me!"" blubbered Alien 1 in alien language, "But I don't know what it means."
"I learned how to say, "Knives and Forks! Knives and forks!"" blubbered Alien 2
in alien language, "But I don't know what it means."
"I learned how to say, "Halleluja! Halleluja"" sang Alien 3 in alien language, "But I don't know what it means."
A policeman in blue and black came over to them, "Did anyone kill this man?"
"Me!Me!Me!"
"How did you kill him"
"Knives and Forks! Knives and forks!"
"How do feel about this"
"Halleluja! Halleluja!"
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millieboo (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 30 January 2012 @ 13:09
LOL THAT IS HILARIOUS!
cowmoo1170 (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 1 February 2012 @ 18:39
LOL so funny, by your name I am guessing you like debating, we have a debating club you know.
samz (Age 13) wrote on Saturday, 4 February 2012 @ 15:45
i have a simler joke like that there good aren't they
millieboo (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 4 February 2012 @ 20:13
Why didn't the aliens just say goblegfdf or something?
superdog7 (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 5 February 2012 @ 14:05
wow that is really really funny! :)
ROCKINROLL (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 11 February 2012 @ 15:31
omg that is actually quite good millieboo that thing about goblegfdf!!! LOL
ROCKINROLL (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 11 February 2012 @ 15:33
oh yeah i think the joke is good but not as much so that i was rolling on the floor soz!!!