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Tuesday, 4 January 2011
These joke will make you laugh out loud
By rachel486 (Age 9)
Here is a conversation between 2 people
Mother: What did you learn at school today
Child:I learnt how to write
Mother: What did you write
Child: I don't know, we don't learn how to read until next week
Teacher: Name 2 days of the week that begin with the letter T
Pupil: Today and tomorrow
Teacher: Where is your homework
Student: I ate it
Teacher: Why
Student: You said it was a piece of cake
These are some other jokes
Q:Where do cows go when they want to learn about history?
A:The moooseum
Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A:No eye deer
Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A:Still no eye deer
Whats the differance between a teacher and a steam train
The teacher goes "Spit out that chewing gum immediately!" and the second goes "chew, chew"!
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Mirri04 (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 4 January 2011 @ 13:38
Ha ha ha!These jokes are so funny,they made me laugh:)
easymail (Age 12) wrote on Tuesday, 4 January 2011 @ 14:43
those are good jokes can you do some more
sweetpea (Age 11) wrote on Tuesday, 4 January 2011 @ 17:18
LOL! Those are hilareous! Soooo good! :)
sahara3000 (Age 11) wrote on Tuesday, 4 January 2011 @ 18:16
those are funny lol
09AhmedA (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 4 January 2011 @ 19:57
lol hilarious
hunnibunni (Age 14) wrote on Tuesday, 4 January 2011 @ 19:58
They are great x
PeaceLove (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 5 January 2011 @ 08:09
Haha! FUNNY!!! :)
doodle3 (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 5 January 2011 @ 18:32
they really funny lol if they had more that would be great i got 1.Q docter docter i can't sleep A well lie on the egde of the bed and you will soon drop off
laurcool (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 5 January 2011 @ 19:50
I love the one with " a piece of cake " LOL
Steph22 (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 6 January 2011 @ 19:14
lol so funny
eedz (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 8 January 2011 @ 12:37
heard them all b4
gurglegirl (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 9 January 2011 @ 13:08
COOL
SuperSuze (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 20 January 2011 @ 16:20
mmm
Mirri04 (Age 13) wrote on Saturday, 22 January 2011 @ 18:25
Good joke Doodle3:)
09AhmedA (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 23 January 2011 @ 18:17
Hahaha jokes.
Quizylover (Age 14) wrote on Sunday, 27 February 2011 @ 17:50
those are funny
doodle3 (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 23 March 2011 @ 17:05
nice jokes Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains. Well pull yourself together then!