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Tuesday, 9 November 2010




The worst joke ever

By gummybear (Age 10)

my sister said "ive got a really good joke for you " and i said what is it " she said " why did the chicken cross the road" and i said why did the chicken cross the road" she said because he was stuck in a home" i said "how can it cross the road if its stuck in a hole" and i walked off. do you know any bad jokes worse than that





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  • loren_m_ (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 10 November 2010 @ 14:49

    What did the cow say to the human? Moo :~S

  • bubbles123 (Age 14) wrote on Friday, 12 November 2010 @ 17:23

    why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side :~S

  • sophie08 (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 13 November 2010 @ 17:12

    WHY DOES SANTA TOUCH HIS NOSE TO GET DOWN THE CHIMNEYS? OTHERWISE HE WILL GET STUCK

  • tomster (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 13 November 2010 @ 17:29

    the worst joke ever is what are peas picked up with? a spoon.

  • bodiepal2 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 13 November 2010 @ 17:41

    I got a bad joke: A man walked into a bar and said "Ow my head!" It was an iron bar.

  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 13 November 2010 @ 20:40

    bubbles123 soz i dont think that that is as bad as my joke

  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 13 November 2010 @ 20:41

    loren m i just dont get yours so ill give it 7 out of ten of baddnesss

  • Chotty (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 14 November 2010 @ 19:37

    What's funnier than a baby chimpanzee, a daddy chimpanzee!

  • redhorse10 (Age 14) wrote on Wednesday, 17 November 2010 @ 17:16

    Hmmm... Ohh yeah I don't know if you'll hate this one but: What does a cow say if you tell it a lie? Pull the UDDER one!! (pull the other one, get it?) I made this one up (I think!) What does a cow say if you KEEP telling it lies? Stop MILKING IT!! Lol!!

  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 20 November 2010 @ 12:25

    tomster i will give you 8 out of ten out of badness

  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 20 November 2010 @ 12:27

    bodie pal2 i will give you 8 out of ten of badness

  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 20 November 2010 @ 12:28

    chotty i will give you 9 out of nine out of ten of badness

  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 20 November 2010 @ 12:29

    redhorse10 i will give yours ten out of ten of badness

  • Anya2000 (Age 11) wrote on Wednesday, 24 November 2010 @ 17:04

    I know one: a horse walked into a bar, the barman asked; "why the long face" i dont find it funny

  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 28 November 2010 @ 08:59

    anya2000 ill give yours 8 out of ten out of badness

  • Quizylover (Age 14) wrote on Sunday, 27 February 2011 @ 19:05

    why did the horse not cross the road? because it went around now that is a bad one!

  • doodle3 (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 26 March 2011 @ 09:50

    Q: Why did the fish cross the steam? A: To get to his dad!

  • ojn9 (Age 10) wrote on Thursday, 28 July 2011 @ 10:06

    what is one add one-window (boo hiss)

  • redhorse10 (Age 14) wrote on Thursday, 1 September 2011 @ 12:29

    Yeh, I made it up to be bad! ;)

  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Tuesday, 13 March 2012 @ 17:30

    quizylover how does that even make sense

  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Tuesday, 13 March 2012 @ 17:30

    doodle now that is bad :9

  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Tuesday, 13 March 2012 @ 17:31

    ojn9 i know i dont know why everyone sais that it doesnt make sense

  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Tuesday, 13 March 2012 @ 17:31

    redhorse ok