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Sunday, 15 August 2010
Scottish, English and Irishman!
By KeKe (Age 13)
Ok, so there's a SCOTTISH, ENGLISH and IRISHMAN, and they go to this pub reopening.The pub owner says to them,"If you think of a name for my pub I will give you free pints." So the ENGLISHMAN says "what about the Queen's nose"."thats what it was called last time"says the pub owner.The IRISHMAN then says" what about the Queen's head"."No that's a old name from two openings ago" the pub owner says. Then the SCOTTISHMAN says"what about the Queen's legs" Ok then the name is the Queen's legs, I will get your pints."
Later, a policeman comes along and says"allo allo allo What going on then" and the SCOTTISHMAN then says We opend the Queens legs and got free pints!
My friend told me this on the way back from LONDON with the guides.
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Polesworth (Age 14) wrote on Tuesday, 17 August 2010 @ 17:49
Ha Ha! Poor scottish man!!!
redhorse10 (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 18 August 2010 @ 09:29
Ewwww! Lol!
AnnaK (Age 9) wrote on Wednesday, 18 August 2010 @ 12:19
huh
eedz (Age 11) wrote on Wednesday, 18 August 2010 @ 20:21
very good! lol
xxdaizxx (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 19 August 2010 @ 09:21
Weird!