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Friday, 27 January 2012


Jokes

My Jokes

By Flicker (Age 9)

On behalf of my sister:

Why did the crab cry?

Because the seeweed.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it around the kitchen.

Is there a Sarah Walls in your house?

no

Well is there a Joshua Walls?

no

Do you have any Walls in your house?

no

Then how does your roof stay on!!!!.





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  • cowmoo1170 (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 28 January 2012 @ 11:11

    They are really good

  • millieboo (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 29 January 2012 @ 17:41

    lol!

  • superdog7 (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 4 February 2012 @ 17:33

    those are realy really good! :)

  • animals1 (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 5 February 2012 @ 14:35

    I am sitting here crying with laughter!!lol really good!