Join in - Jokes
Sunday, 30 May 2010
my jokes!
By ibz (Age 12)
I have so many jokes if you want to know some just tell me to tell you some, all of them are really funny!
i have millions of them if you know some tell me and i might add it to my collection!
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Itamar (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 3 June 2010 @ 16:16
What do you call a dog on fire? A hot-dog!!!
magi543 (Age 10) wrote on Tuesday, 8 June 2010 @ 17:41
Why did the toilet roll down the hill? Because he wanted to reach the bottom!
Whoosh99 (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 13 June 2010 @ 17:03
where did the skeleton whith one one hand missing go? the secondhand shop
AmyBell (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 19 June 2010 @ 09:32
Why Didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no-body to go with!
Goldstar (Age 7) wrote on Monday, 21 June 2010 @ 18:53
knock knock. who's there? justin. justin who? justin time for a joke!!
nicole241 (Age 13) wrote on Friday, 25 June 2010 @ 22:04
why did piglet look in the toilet?because he was trying to find pooh
quizy100 (Age 14) wrote on Tuesday, 29 June 2010 @ 18:32
Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo-hoo? Don't cry, it was only a joke!
quizy100 (Age 14) wrote on Tuesday, 29 June 2010 @ 18:34
knock knock. Who's there? A-tish. A-tish who? Do you want a hankey?
quizy100 (Age 14) wrote on Tuesday, 29 June 2010 @ 18:38
ibz can you tell us your collection of jokes? PLEASE!!!!
wolfman47 (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 1 July 2010 @ 15:00
knock knock. who's there? twit. twit who? i did't no you can speak owl
wolfman47 (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 1 July 2010 @ 15:02
knock knock. who's there? me. me who? just answer the door
wolfman47 (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 1 July 2010 @ 15:03
knock knock. who's there? rob. don't rob me. no it's robby. please don't
Georgem (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 1 July 2010 @ 21:05
Can u give me one of your best jokes and i will give u one of jokes
Jaisila (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 4 July 2010 @ 18:34
What is the worst vegetable to keep inside a boat? A leek!!!
Edster (Age 12) wrote on Monday, 5 July 2010 @ 15:57
Knock Knock.whos there?cargo. Cargo who.cargo beeb beeb
froggy (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 6 July 2010 @ 16:53
Q:Why is it hard to open a piano??? A:Because the keys are inside!!!
PinkBoden (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 6 July 2010 @ 17:47
What do you call a man with a bird on his head? Cliff!
diver1 (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 9 July 2010 @ 16:41
When do u go at red and stop at green? when u r eating watermelon
redhorse10 (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 4 October 2010 @ 17:30
Lol People!! What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Eyed Deer (No idea)
redhorse10 (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 4 October 2010 @ 17:30
This One's For Mirri04! Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road? Because It Was The Chicken's Day Off! Boom Boom!! lol :)
flamerider (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 11 November 2010 @ 20:06
there is an english man an irish man and a scottish man there is a magic helter skelter and whatever you say you land in it. the english man goes down and says gold and he lands in gold. the irish man goes down, says silver and lands in silver. but the scottish man is soooo exited and says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and unfortunately lands in wee hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha
bubbles123 (Age 14) wrote on Sunday, 28 November 2010 @ 11:57
There is an english man a scottish man and a french man. They all got up in a hot air balloon. The englishman drops a fork, the scottish man drops a knife and the frenchman drops a bomb. the english man goes home and finds his dad crying. He goes dad why are you crying. His dad says your man got hit by a fork. The scottish man goes home and finds his mum crying. he goes mum why you crying, she goes your dad got hit by a knife. the frenchman goes home and finds his brother laughing. He goes why you laughing. His brother says i farted and the house next door blew up.
star1999 (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 15 December 2010 @ 21:15
tell us your joke collection please
gurglegirl (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 9 January 2011 @ 13:16
WHAT DO YOU SAY IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE FOR NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK? YOU CANT TELL ME OFF FOR SOMTHING I DIDNT DO!
livlov_xx1 (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 21 February 2011 @ 18:10
omg guys, these jokes r hilarious. what do u call a deer with no eyes AND no legs- STILL no eye deer LoLOlOlOloLoLoLoLoLoLoLooLoLoL
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Wednesday, 2 March 2011 @ 19:45
these are boring and old jokes
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
amyfresh1 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 March 2011 @ 15:11
why did tyhe sand run away ? because the sea weed
aquadog26 (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 10 March 2011 @ 17:26
My pig joke! (see my Pig Joke article!)
arwa (Age 10) wrote on Tuesday, 15 March 2011 @ 21:52
What a vampires favourite dog? A Blood Hound
millieboo (Age 9) wrote on Saturday, 9 April 2011 @ 19:32
PLEASE TELL ME YOUR COLLECTION OF JOKES!
bffxx (Age 10) wrote on Thursday, 14 April 2011 @ 18:39
why did amyfresh1 say the same thing like 7 times
eminemfan (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 29 April 2011 @ 12:11
knock knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who ...
youtube (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 10 June 2011 @ 20:11
ok then give me your all star BEST
Ejc (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 13 July 2011 @ 21:32
its not 7 its 15
HIGHSTED (Age 12) wrote on Monday, 5 September 2011 @ 16:50
bubbles 123 youmade me laugh my hed off! (not literally!
superdog7 (Age 12) wrote on Monday, 14 November 2011 @ 12:51
knock knock...whose there? A..A..CH. A..A..CH-who stop sneezing os i can tell the joke :)
bumblej (Age 15) wrote on Wednesday, 23 November 2011 @ 10:22
what you get if you cross a sheep with krangroo? woolly jumper!