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Monday, 16 May 2011




my jokes 3

By liam1705 (Age 12)

here are some names i made up

what do you call a man who corrects examination papers?

mark!

what do you call a man with seaguls on his head?

cliff!

what do you call a women who only comes out at christmas?

carol!

what do you call a women who checks puncuatipon?

dot!

what do you call a scotsman who has his own computer?

mac!

what do you call a man who asked you for money?

bill!

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  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 16 May 2011 @ 16:46

    lol

  • rhianna9 (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 16 May 2011 @ 16:56

    Those are funny :)

  • amberlily (Age 12) wrote on Monday, 16 May 2011 @ 16:57

    lolololololol! :)

  • sneha (Age 12) wrote on Monday, 16 May 2011 @ 21:28

    Hilarious

  • AnkyMonkey (Age 14) wrote on Tuesday, 17 May 2011 @ 17:17

    lol you are great :p

  • mangomog (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 29 May 2011 @ 09:10

    Wow those were real funny cheered me up