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Tuesday, 22 December 2009

By nwilliams

Do you know any funny jokes? If so, add them to the Bored?! section.

What kind of writing equipment is the most powerful?

A Ruler!

What shouldn’t you park on in the jungle?

Double yellow Lions!

Why is the number 6 scared of the number 7?

Because Seven Eight Nine!

Why is the football pitch always wet?

Because the players are always dribbling!

What is the loudest type of food?

Ice Scream!

What famous picture is never happy?

The Mona Lisa!

Doctor, Doctor, I can’t get to sleep!

Lie on the edge of the bed, you’ll soon drop off!

Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m turning into a bee!

Buzz off!

Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m turning invisible!

Who’s there?!

Doctor, Doctor, I can’t speak properly!

What did you just say?!

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pjloma (Age 12) wrote on Tuesday, 22 December 2009 @ 19:32

i dont get NO.1
Lampshade (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 22 December 2009 @ 20:52

A ruler means a leader.
MileyC (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 23 December 2009 @ 11:05

They were all Brilliant! :)
MileyC (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 23 December 2009 @ 11:09

They were all Brilliant! :)
GameGenius (Age 15) wrote on Wednesday, 30 December 2009 @ 21:18

Good Jokes
DramaQueen (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 2 January 2010 @ 19:49

Lol!!!!!!! Very good jokes good sense of humour
Dewey (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 4 January 2010 @ 08:36

Fantastic jokes, they had me roling around with laughter...have you got anymore?
seaturtle (Age 12) wrote on Monday, 4 January 2010 @ 10:00

i know the website you got them off :)
PinkLaptop (Age 12) wrote on Monday, 4 January 2010 @ 13:49

They are OKAY