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Joke of the day: Long and worth it. Created by lil_leprec

Do you know any funny jokes? If so, add them to the Bored?! section.

Do you know any funny jokes? If so, add them to the Bored?! section. ... more


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Thursday, 17 Dec 2009

Joke of the day: Are you smart of dumb? By Nintate

Dunce

Do you know any funny jokes? If so, add them to the Bored?! section. ... more


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Monday, 7 Dec 2009

Why does the teacher put kisses on my work???

Whenever this kid gets his work back from the teacher she's also put kisses on it. One day the&... more


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Tuesday, 25 Jan 2011


Joke of the Day: Click here to read Gordon Brown's top joke

Joke of the Day: Click here to read Gordon Brown's top joke

Gordon Brown has revealed his favourite joke to a girl called Amy, who is making a celebrity j... more


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Friday, 26 Feb 2010

Do this: I've got a riddle, by balloonie

A man has to take a lion, a goat and some grass across a river in a small boat. But he can only... more


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Sunday, 16 May 2010

Joke!!!

A boy asks his teacher: "Please miss can I go to the toilet." She replies: "firs... more


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Thursday, 20 Jan 2011


my jokes!

I have so many jokes if you want to know some just tell me to tell you some, all of them are r... more


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Sunday, 30 May 2010

my jokes 3

here are some names i made up what do you call a man who corrects examination papers? ... more


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Monday, 16 May 2011

Rihanna Joke

Person 1 : Breaking News Rihanna has gone to hospital! Person 2: Why??? Person 1: S... more


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Thursday, 3 Mar 2011


What a lol.

Jokes

You may have seen this before but this is such a lol!!!   more


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Tuesday, 10 Jan 2012

We need your short jokes for the newspaper!

We need your short(ish) jokes to go on the Crazy But True page on the newspaper. Please post ... more


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Friday, 30 Sep 2011

These joke will make you laugh out loud

Here is a conversation between 2 people Mother: What did you learn at school tod... more


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Tuesday, 4 Jan 2011


Name the secret Santas!

Can you guess who these celebrity Santas are?       &n... more


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Monday, 27 Dec 2010

Rubbish Jokes

Here are some bad jokes: A man went into a camoflauge shop. he couldnt find anything more


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Wednesday, 22 Dec 2010

Answers for 'A two-in one riddle'

Hello, Firstnews. I am quite disappointed because the only person who commented on 'A two-in-... more


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Friday, 30 Sep 2011