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We need your short jokes for the newspaper!

We need your short(ish) jokes to go on the Crazy But True page on the newspaper. Please post ... more


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Friday, 30 Sep 2011

Joke of the Day: Click here to read Gordon Brown's top joke

Joke of the Day: Click here to read Gordon Brown's top joke

Gordon Brown has revealed his favourite joke to a girl called Amy, who is making a celebrity j... more


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Friday, 26 Feb 2010

Joke of the day: Are you smart of dumb? By Nintate

Dunce

Do you know any funny jokes? If so, add them to the Bored?! section. ... more


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Monday, 7 Dec 2009


Joke of the day: Long and worth it. Created by lil_leprec

Do you know any funny jokes? If so, add them to the Bored?! section.

Do you know any funny jokes? If so, add them to the Bored?! section. ... more


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Thursday, 17 Dec 2009

my jokes!

I have so many jokes if you want to know some just tell me to tell you some, all of them are r... more


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Sunday, 30 May 2010

Do this: I've got a riddle, by balloonie

A man has to take a lion, a goat and some grass across a river in a small boat. But he can only... more


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Sunday, 16 May 2010


Why does the teacher put kisses on my work???

Whenever this kid gets his work back from the teacher she's also put kisses on it. One day the&... more


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Tuesday, 25 Jan 2011

We want your short jokes for the newspaper!

Jokes

We are looking for some jokes to go in First News. Keep it short because we do not have a lot... more


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Thursday, 20 Oct 2011

Joke!!!

A boy asks his teacher: "Please miss can I go to the toilet." She replies: "firs... more


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Thursday, 20 Jan 2011


The worst joke ever

my sister said "ive got a really good joke for you " and i said what is it " she said " why did... more


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Tuesday, 9 Nov 2010

A Selection of Jokes Chosen by Mirri04

Knock knock! Who's there? I diddup. I diddup who? Gross! Doctor,doct... more


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Saturday, 18 Dec 2010

Answers for 'A two-in one riddle'

Hello, Firstnews. I am quite disappointed because the only person who commented on 'A two-in-... more


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Friday, 30 Sep 2011


These joke will make you laugh out loud

Here is a conversation between 2 people Mother: What did you learn at school tod... more


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Tuesday, 4 Jan 2011

Jokes For Mirri04

Here are some jokes for Mirri04. You'll soon see why!! Why did the tiger cross the road? ... more


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Tuesday, 5 Oct 2010

He he!! By edd12345

Who wants to hear a joke?!? Say 'MILK' ten times 'Milk  Milk Milk Milk Milk... more


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Monday, 18 Oct 2010