There is a bungalo that is all pink the floor is pink the walls are pink even the owner and the... more

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?     Poker-her-face    &nbs... more

whats the difference between tottenham and a drum? you can beat a drum but ypu can't be... more

why is cindrella rubbish at football? she always runs away from the ball. more

THE MAGIC SLIDE   Once, there was a magic slide. W... more

Once, three aliens landed on a strange planet, in a strange land, this was where you live now. ... more

On behalf of my sister: Why did the crab cry? Because the seeweed. How do yo... more

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. Q. W... more

One day, three best friends decided they would go to there favourite place in the world..... the... more

Q: What did Rudoph wear on red nose day?   A: Nothing - he already had a red nose! more

Hi joke lovers i hope you like my cool jokes and i hope you say 'GOSH!' if you like it ple... more

Knock Knock Who's there? Argo! Argo who? Argo down the shops! more

why did the dinosaur cross the road? a: because the chicken hadn't been invented yet! more

Q: Why is Cinerella bad at football? A: She has a pumpkin as her coach!  ... more

I enjoy reading the jokes but I think that we should have a mix of knock knock jokes and the oth... more