There  is a black cat and a ginger cat, they are at a train station. The black cat jumps off the platform. "Now you will get runover by the train," says the ginger cat. The black cat replies "You are the one who is  going  to get runover, the train is coming on platform 15!"

Q: Where do news reporters go for reports?                         

A; Newsealand!

What is the car for pets?

Furrari!

Did you hear about the frog that broke down?

It had to be toad away!