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Monday, 23 January 2012


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JOKE TO MAKE YOU SAY 'GOSH'

By tan12345 (Age 12)

Hi joke lovers

i hope you like my cool jokes and i hope you say 'GOSH!'

if you like it please send a message 

thanks xx


Q What do you call 2 pair of robbers 

A two pairs of KNICKERS!

Q What do you get if you dialled 666 on your phone?

A An upside down poilce man!

Q What did the snooker player go into the toilet for?

 A To pot the brown!

Q What do you call some if they are fallen of a cliff

A a cliff hanger





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  • cowmoo1170 (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 23 January 2012 @ 20:33

    Lol

  • millieboo (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 25 January 2012 @ 17:28

    Lol cool jokes but I didn't say Gosh sos :D

  • puppy8 (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 26 January 2012 @ 16:58

    cool

  • superdog7 (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 27 January 2012 @ 15:21

    lol those are good! :)

  • animals1 (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 6 February 2012 @ 11:34

    lolol Gosh!

  • ROCKINROLL (Age 10) wrote on Tuesday, 7 February 2012 @ 22:00

    i really liked these will tell to my friends! :D

  • mankyfoddl (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 10 February 2012 @ 18:57

    ha ha ha! The third one is good!