Join in - Jokes
Thursday, 17 December 2009
Joke of the day: Long and worth it. Created by lil_leprec
By nwilliams
Do you know any funny jokes? If so, add them to the Bored?! section.
A lady went to a store. She asked to buy cat food. The counterlady said she could only buy cat food is she proved she had a cat. The lady went home got her cat took it to thestore and she was allowed to buy the cat food.
The next day the lady went to the same store to buy dog food. The counterlady said she needed proof of owning a dog. The lady went home got her dog took it to the store and was allowed o buy the food.
Day three and the lady went to the store carrying a box with a small hole in it. The same counterlady was there. The lady said to the counterlady 'Put your finger in this box'. The counterlady said 'You might have a sname in there' The lady said' I promise there is nothing that can move or bite or anything of that sort.' The counterlady put her finger in the box, took it out, smelled it and said ' That smells disgusting!' The lady said 'Yes. Can I please buy my toilet paper now?'
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1miley1 (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 20 December 2009 @ 08:35
ha ha lol
swampfire (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 20 December 2009 @ 10:13
i think that joke is very , very , very funny , my mum and dad are laughing their heads off!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha
swampfire (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 20 December 2009 @ 10:38
what did the man eat when he was on the go? mango
lil_leprec (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 20 December 2009 @ 14:42
Thanks!
Lowsi (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 20 December 2009 @ 15:53
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? I smell a carrot!
NewsWhizz (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 20 December 2009 @ 18:52
Very, very funny!
bigbrain (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 20 December 2009 @ 20:07
What did the cow say to the farmer? That outfit is udderly cool.
lil_leprec (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 21 December 2009 @ 10:03
yay! i think there will be more jokes on the way :D
frase (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 21 December 2009 @ 20:03
hahahahaha you're the funniest person I know
barriot (Age 14) wrote on Monday, 21 December 2009 @ 21:05
all your jokes are weird
lil_leprec (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 22 December 2009 @ 10:04
Thanx guys! By the way in my joke, where it says 'sname' its meant to be snake, sorry! yeah, um BARRIOT, i only ever had one joke!
lil_leprec (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 22 December 2009 @ 19:21
sorry, Barriot, I do have more jokes,! I forgot
MileyC (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 24 December 2009 @ 10:41
i love it great joke your right long but worth it
birmingham (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 28 December 2009 @ 16:53
COOL!
Mirri04 (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 21 August 2010 @ 21:40
I really liked that joke!!!!!!:>:):D
star1999 (Age 12) wrote on Monday, 30 August 2010 @ 14:02
yuck
ellbells (Age 12) wrote on Tuesday, 31 August 2010 @ 11:01
that joke is awesome! lol
Lizziexxx (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 9 September 2010 @ 17:17
i loved that joke lol!!!1
Polesworth (Age 14) wrote on Monday, 4 October 2010 @ 18:57
There were 2 cows and one cow goes MOO and the other one says I was about to say that!
gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 11 October 2010 @ 19:42
lol
09AhmedA (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 18 October 2010 @ 15:36
OMG that is sssssssssssoooooooooooo funny lol
chocdragon (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 31 October 2010 @ 14:40
I have made a sneeze page and this joke is on it!!! Well done and LOL!
KatCandy (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 31 October 2010 @ 15:34
i really don't get it!
yugiohguy2 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 31 October 2010 @ 20:57
LOL!
AnnaK (Age 9) wrote on Wednesday, 3 November 2010 @ 17:49
good LOL
ilovemymum (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 18 November 2010 @ 21:31
lol I've know that joke for years but everytime i read it i laugh!
bubbles123 (Age 14) wrote on Sunday, 28 November 2010 @ 11:49
lol i loved it. so funny
Hamster123 (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 29 November 2010 @ 18:14
Cool joke LOL :-) Here is mine he we go Linda says:It's raining cats and dogs outside. Martin:I know. I just stepped in a poodle. It's good isn't it.
laurcool (Age 11) wrote on Monday, 13 December 2010 @ 19:02
Yuck!
Alpaca (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 6 January 2011 @ 18:11
LOL!!!
PeaceLove (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 7 January 2011 @ 17:04
Cool:) MileyC, I'm GUESSING that you like Miley Cyrus! I like her! :)
09AhmedA (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 23 January 2011 @ 18:20
HAHAHAHAHAHAH lol that is soo funny it cracks me up every time:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ellie-mo (Age 12) wrote on Tuesday, 25 January 2011 @ 13:57
That's REALLY funny! :)
sneha (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 26 January 2011 @ 21:29
This is so good!
medlars (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 14 February 2011 @ 21:24
haha i love that joke its the best ever
livlov_xx1 (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 21 February 2011 @ 18:04
O.M.G that, i think, is the FUNNIEST joke ive EVER heard lOlOlOlOlOlOlOlOLoLlO
mileyfan1 (Age 11) wrote on Tuesday, 8 March 2011 @ 18:13
YUK!! But it is a good joke!
mileyfan1 (Age 11) wrote on Wednesday, 9 March 2011 @ 16:50
My mum says "YUK, YUK, AND YUK!!!"
hollykind (Age 10) wrote on Tuesday, 22 March 2011 @ 20:32
Q what yellow and dangerous A sharkinfested corstard
CHERUB15 (Age 13) wrote on Saturday, 26 March 2011 @ 18:03
That is one of the funniest jokes ever! LOL:)
amberlily (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 20 April 2011 @ 22:16
lol! What did the man with the 2 left feet wear? flip-flips!
ROCKINROLL (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 23 April 2011 @ 10:57
lol XD that was so funny ROFL
Twilight13 (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 5 May 2011 @ 18:31
Haa!!! Thats good! LOL!!!!
cami3171 (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 25 May 2011 @ 19:02
That IS funny!
pefarr (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 11 June 2011 @ 14:32
LOL! i luuurrrrve that joke! looking forward to some more.
star1999 (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 17 July 2011 @ 19:20
That's a really good joke!
ojn9 (Age 10) wrote on Thursday, 28 July 2011 @ 10:12
1 lightbulb-whats one add one? 2 lightbulb-100 1 lightbulb-your not feeling very bright today are you? 1st boy-i have a miniture poodle 2nd boy-a miniture poodle? 1st boy-yeah the miniture turn your back, he does a poodle!
hollykind (Age 10) wrote on Friday, 12 August 2011 @ 08:58
LOL SO FUNNY
millieboo (Age 9) wrote on Saturday, 13 August 2011 @ 10:38
LOL SO FUNNY! ☺
youtube (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 20 August 2011 @ 18:34
funny and rank
fred400000 (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 1 September 2011 @ 18:06
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragonite (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 2 September 2011 @ 20:14
Gross humour... nice!
millieboo (Age 9) wrote on Sunday, 18 September 2011 @ 19:52
HEEHEE ☺
fjw2011 (Age 9) wrote on Wednesday, 2 November 2011 @ 15:18
XD
chickengal (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 4 November 2011 @ 18:56
THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!
chickengal (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 5 November 2011 @ 11:35
gr8 joke!
superdog7 (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 18 November 2011 @ 17:38
hehehhehhhehheheh that is funny
shoeless27 (Age 10) wrote on Tuesday, 20 December 2011 @ 12:17
;( YUCK!!!!!! hehehehe!
charan (Age 12) wrote on Tuesday, 20 December 2011 @ 12:58
Lol! :)
samz (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 4 February 2012 @ 15:47
disgusting but funny aswell
GeorgieBD (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 9 February 2012 @ 20:17
ewwwww