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Friday, 26 February 2010

Joke of the Day: Click here to read Gordon Brown's top joke
By Conway
Gordon Brown has revealed his favourite joke to a girl called Amy, who is making a celebrity joke book.
Here it is...
How do you ask a dinosaur out to dinner?
Tea - Rex?
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norbet (Age 9) wrote on Friday, 26 February 2010 @ 17:10
never fought of that one
coolsa7 (Age 10) wrote on Friday, 26 February 2010 @ 19:33
that is quite funny!
Whitcher (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 27 February 2010 @ 10:50
its not very funny
cbborfmm (Age 14) wrote on Saturday, 27 February 2010 @ 11:53
erm...
Nintate (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 27 February 2010 @ 17:22
OKAY!!!
missa (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 09:15
cool joke! i have never heard of that one before!
funnybest1 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 13:51
hee hee
mj786 wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 13:52
that does not make senes
ten456 (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 14:26
Im getting even more bored, tellme a good joke
jas1998 (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 14:33
alright, not that funny but is one that my friend would be in hysterics with.
kayjay (Age 14) wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 14:34
ok then ??
goddler (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 16:42
It is Quite funny tee hee!!!!!!!!!!!!
choc22 (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 1 March 2010 @ 16:42
THATS NOT FUNNY !!!!!!!
lilymilly (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 1 March 2010 @ 19:35
It's okay
Derby22 (Age 11) wrote on Tuesday, 2 March 2010 @ 19:44
Not funny.
Lil_NK (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 2 March 2010 @ 21:02
Thatss soooooo Not Funny!!!!!!!
andra99 (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 5 March 2010 @ 18:23
the jokes alright but ive heard it before
beercan (Age 13) wrote on Friday, 5 March 2010 @ 21:29
lol
Dogo24 (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 7 March 2010 @ 11:13
i've never heard that one before! Did Gordon Brown make up the joke himself?
wrote on Tuesday, 9 March 2010 @ 19:37
no offence but i expected better from the pm.
wrote on Tuesday, 9 March 2010 @ 19:38
that isn't that funny soz
marthamon (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 13 March 2010 @ 18:27
That is really not funny mr brown soz
donut101 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 14 March 2010 @ 10:24
Aint funny
muggleno1 (Age 14) wrote on Tuesday, 23 March 2010 @ 18:27
Hehe I agree with marthamon, he has bad taste!!!!
DramaQueen (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 11 April 2010 @ 18:53
it's ok
yoi6 (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 16 April 2010 @ 16:46
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norbet (Age 9) wrote on Saturday, 15 May 2010 @ 18:20
nooooooooootttttttttt ffffffffffuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy
Ellie-mo (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 18 August 2010 @ 09:28
BBBOOORRRIIINNNGGG!!!
redhorse10 (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 18 August 2010 @ 09:28
ok...?? That wasn't funny lol, but I get it.
Lizziexxx (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 19 August 2010 @ 13:02
i actually kinda like that
eedz (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 2 September 2010 @ 07:30
naa its rubbish
gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 11 October 2010 @ 19:40
thats not funny
Toffee2074 (Age 8) wrote on Thursday, 28 October 2010 @ 09:47
Not Funny. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That's not Funny. Tee he.
redhorse10 (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 3 November 2010 @ 16:30
Lol people! I don't see why that joke is funny though...
sweetpea (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 4 November 2010 @ 18:05
not at all funny...............
flamerider (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 11 November 2010 @ 19:48
lol please amazing joke
bubbles123 (Age 14) wrote on Sunday, 28 November 2010 @ 12:00
not funny at all
Hamster123 (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 29 November 2010 @ 18:04
I'm sorry to say but that was rubish. You shouldn't put that in the joke book :-(,but I've got one for the book Why did the toilet roll down the hill, because it wanted to get to the bottom.
fashionQxx (Age 12) wrote on Tuesday, 30 November 2010 @ 16:03
like gordon brown actualy heard of that !!!! that one is ancient ( gordon brown) like the joke !!!xx
Hajra444 (Age 8) wrote on Monday, 3 January 2011 @ 16:48
so funny
09AhmedA (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 4 January 2011 @ 20:03
Is it the best he could come with
sneha (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 19 January 2011 @ 21:19
It isn't that bad
PeaceLove (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 22 January 2011 @ 13:37
Sorry... not that funny :|
frules (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 31 January 2011 @ 18:01
Not funny at all!!!!
Mistergree (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 6 February 2011 @ 19:04
mmmmmmmmmmm.....
medlars (Age 13) wrote on Saturday, 12 February 2011 @ 15:22
oh i get it now!
redhorse10 (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 14 February 2011 @ 10:54
LOL, Medlars!!
skycherry (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 18 February 2011 @ 16:36
nice
Mirri04 (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 19 February 2011 @ 16:07
It's O.K,but not really that funny:)
omar (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 19 February 2011 @ 21:43
not funny, soz
SuperSuze (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 24 February 2011 @ 17:21
Not very funny - heard it before!
Quizylover (Age 14) wrote on Sunday, 27 February 2011 @ 19:09
it was an ok joke but it is now not funny coz gordan said it. he looks stupid int he picture.
honeybun00 (Age 11) wrote on Monday, 28 February 2011 @ 16:57
Ha
Twilight13 (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 3 March 2011 @ 16:03
Its ok, So stop being mean, it's pointless, If you can't say something nice, say NOTHING! It's ok to say 'It's ok, I don't like it,' or 'Sorry, I think it's rubbish' So stop saying things like it's Ancient.
Rabia12345 (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 4 March 2011 @ 14:24
so not funny
Ellie-mo (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 12 March 2011 @ 16:56
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PeaceLove (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 12 March 2011 @ 19:21
None of these jokes on this website make me laugh. Sorry :|
CHERUB15 (Age 13) wrote on Saturday, 26 March 2011 @ 18:04
Cool!
Millz8 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 2 April 2011 @ 13:17
To be honest not funny
Millz8 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 2 April 2011 @ 13:18
I agree with peacelove no offence to anyone
Mistergree (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 9 April 2011 @ 11:41
That is pretty rubbish you have to say
cocoa123 (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 25 April 2011 @ 15:27
no offence but yeah kinda
redhorse10 (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 3 May 2011 @ 11:16
Yeah, PeaceLove is right, but not for every joke. Quite a few aren't very funny... :)
Ejc (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 11 May 2011 @ 17:48
SO NOT LOL >__
youtube (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 10 June 2011 @ 20:09
umm no not funny
youtube (Age 11) wrote on Wednesday, 22 June 2011 @ 17:15
but i do get it
Ejc (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 13 July 2011 @ 21:34
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hollykind (Age 10) wrote on Friday, 12 August 2011 @ 09:01
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BORING i think i comment on this before and if u mind these joke is getting me so bored i need to sleeptzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Derby22 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 21 August 2011 @ 15:18
*Groan*
KahrisK (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 27 August 2011 @ 20:52
-cry- i can quite honestly say even my jokes arent that bad.......
Laurakat1 (Age 14) wrote on Tuesday, 30 August 2011 @ 16:30
That's a boring typical joke! *falls asleep and yawns really load*
Laurakat1 (Age 14) wrote on Thursday, 1 September 2011 @ 11:24
http://www.firstnews.co.uk/bored/sneeze-page-competition-i10296 my sneeze page everyone check it out ! :)
Cescychops (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 5 September 2011 @ 17:27
Ahhhhh awful!
Dragonite (Age 12) wrote on Monday, 19 September 2011 @ 19:27
It's not funny, but I understand it.
xXBeefyXx (Age 14) wrote on Saturday, 24 September 2011 @ 17:11
wow what a sense of humour... not...
superdog7 (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 18 November 2011 @ 17:35
i get it i used that one once
flossie (Age 9) wrote on Monday, 5 December 2011 @ 19:42
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ROLGBIV (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 2 January 2012 @ 16:21
IT'S OK!!!!!?????????
footycrazy (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 4 February 2012 @ 15:52
It's not THAT funny.... xx