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Friday, 26 February 2010


Joke of the Day: Click here to read Gordon Brown's top joke

Joke of the Day: Click here to read Gordon Brown's top joke

By Conway

Gordon Brown has revealed his favourite joke to a girl called Amy, who is making a celebrity joke book.

 

Here it is...

 

How do you ask a dinosaur out to dinner?

Tea - Rex?





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  • norbet (Age 9) wrote on Friday, 26 February 2010 @ 17:10

    never fought of that one

  • coolsa7 (Age 10) wrote on Friday, 26 February 2010 @ 19:33

    that is quite funny!

  • Whitcher (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 27 February 2010 @ 10:50

    its not very funny

  • cbborfmm (Age 14) wrote on Saturday, 27 February 2010 @ 11:53

    erm...

  • Nintate (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 27 February 2010 @ 17:22

    OKAY!!!

  • missa (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 09:15

    cool joke! i have never heard of that one before!

  • funnybest1 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 13:51

    hee hee

  • mj786 wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 13:52

    that does not make senes

  • ten456 (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 14:26

    Im getting even more bored, tellme a good joke

  • jas1998 (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 14:33

    alright, not that funny but is one that my friend would be in hysterics with.

  • kayjay (Age 14) wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 14:34

    ok then ??

  • goddler (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 28 February 2010 @ 16:42

    It is Quite funny tee hee!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • choc22 (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 1 March 2010 @ 16:42

    THATS NOT FUNNY !!!!!!!

  • lilymilly (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 1 March 2010 @ 19:35

    It's okay

  • Derby22 (Age 11) wrote on Tuesday, 2 March 2010 @ 19:44

    Not funny.

  • Lil_NK (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 2 March 2010 @ 21:02

    Thatss soooooo Not Funny!!!!!!!

  • andra99 (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 5 March 2010 @ 18:23

    the jokes alright but ive heard it before

  • beercan (Age 13) wrote on Friday, 5 March 2010 @ 21:29

    lol

  • Dogo24 (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 7 March 2010 @ 11:13

    i've never heard that one before! Did Gordon Brown make up the joke himself?

  • wrote on Tuesday, 9 March 2010 @ 19:37

    no offence but i expected better from the pm.

  • wrote on Tuesday, 9 March 2010 @ 19:38

    that isn't that funny soz

  • marthamon (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 13 March 2010 @ 18:27

    That is really not funny mr brown soz

  • donut101 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 14 March 2010 @ 10:24

    Aint funny

  • muggleno1 (Age 14) wrote on Tuesday, 23 March 2010 @ 18:27

    Hehe I agree with marthamon, he has bad taste!!!!

  • DramaQueen (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 11 April 2010 @ 18:53

    it's ok

  • yoi6 (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 16 April 2010 @ 16:46

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • norbet (Age 9) wrote on Saturday, 15 May 2010 @ 18:20

    nooooooooootttttttttt ffffffffffuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy

  • Ellie-mo (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 18 August 2010 @ 09:28

    BBBOOORRRIIINNNGGG!!!

  • redhorse10 (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 18 August 2010 @ 09:28

    ok...?? That wasn't funny lol, but I get it.

  • Lizziexxx (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 19 August 2010 @ 13:02

    i actually kinda like that

  • eedz (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 2 September 2010 @ 07:30

    naa its rubbish

  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 11 October 2010 @ 19:40

    thats not funny

  • Toffee2074 (Age 8) wrote on Thursday, 28 October 2010 @ 09:47

    Not Funny. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That's not Funny. Tee he.

  • redhorse10 (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 3 November 2010 @ 16:30

    Lol people! I don't see why that joke is funny though...

  • sweetpea (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 4 November 2010 @ 18:05

    not at all funny...............

  • flamerider (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 11 November 2010 @ 19:48

    lol please amazing joke

  • bubbles123 (Age 14) wrote on Sunday, 28 November 2010 @ 12:00

    not funny at all

  • Hamster123 (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 29 November 2010 @ 18:04

    I'm sorry to say but that was rubish. You shouldn't put that in the joke book :-(,but I've got one for the book Why did the toilet roll down the hill, because it wanted to get to the bottom.

  • fashionQxx (Age 12) wrote on Tuesday, 30 November 2010 @ 16:03

    like gordon brown actualy heard of that !!!! that one is ancient ( gordon brown) like the joke !!!xx

  • Hajra444 (Age 8) wrote on Monday, 3 January 2011 @ 16:48

    so funny

  • 09AhmedA (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 4 January 2011 @ 20:03

    Is it the best he could come with

  • sneha (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 19 January 2011 @ 21:19

    It isn't that bad

  • PeaceLove (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 22 January 2011 @ 13:37

    Sorry... not that funny :|

  • frules (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 31 January 2011 @ 18:01

    Not funny at all!!!!

  • Mistergree (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 6 February 2011 @ 19:04

    mmmmmmmmmmm.....

  • medlars (Age 13) wrote on Saturday, 12 February 2011 @ 15:22

    oh i get it now!

  • redhorse10 (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 14 February 2011 @ 10:54

    LOL, Medlars!!

  • skycherry (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 18 February 2011 @ 16:36

    nice

  • Mirri04 (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 19 February 2011 @ 16:07

    It's O.K,but not really that funny:)

  • omar (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 19 February 2011 @ 21:43

    not funny, soz

  • SuperSuze (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 24 February 2011 @ 17:21

    Not very funny - heard it before!

  • Quizylover (Age 14) wrote on Sunday, 27 February 2011 @ 19:09

    it was an ok joke but it is now not funny coz gordan said it. he looks stupid int he picture.

  • honeybun00 (Age 11) wrote on Monday, 28 February 2011 @ 16:57

    Ha

  • Twilight13 (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 3 March 2011 @ 16:03

    Its ok, So stop being mean, it's pointless, If you can't say something nice, say NOTHING! It's ok to say 'It's ok, I don't like it,' or 'Sorry, I think it's rubbish' So stop saying things like it's Ancient.

  • Rabia12345 (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 4 March 2011 @ 14:24

    so not funny

  • Ellie-mo (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 12 March 2011 @ 16:56

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  • PeaceLove (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 12 March 2011 @ 19:21

    None of these jokes on this website make me laugh. Sorry :|

  • CHERUB15 (Age 13) wrote on Saturday, 26 March 2011 @ 18:04

    Cool!

  • Millz8 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 2 April 2011 @ 13:17

    To be honest not funny

  • Millz8 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 2 April 2011 @ 13:18

    I agree with peacelove no offence to anyone

  • Mistergree (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 9 April 2011 @ 11:41

    That is pretty rubbish you have to say

  • cocoa123 (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 25 April 2011 @ 15:27

    no offence but yeah kinda

  • redhorse10 (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 3 May 2011 @ 11:16

    Yeah, PeaceLove is right, but not for every joke. Quite a few aren't very funny... :)

  • Ejc (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 11 May 2011 @ 17:48

    SO NOT LOL >__

  • youtube (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 10 June 2011 @ 20:09

    umm no not funny

  • youtube (Age 11) wrote on Wednesday, 22 June 2011 @ 17:15

    but i do get it

  • Ejc (Age 10) wrote on Wednesday, 13 July 2011 @ 21:34

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  • hollykind (Age 10) wrote on Friday, 12 August 2011 @ 09:01

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BORING i think i comment on this before and if u mind these joke is getting me so bored i need to sleeptzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Derby22 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 21 August 2011 @ 15:18

    *Groan*

  • KahrisK (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 27 August 2011 @ 20:52

    -cry- i can quite honestly say even my jokes arent that bad.......

  • Laurakat1 (Age 14) wrote on Tuesday, 30 August 2011 @ 16:30

    That's a boring typical joke! *falls asleep and yawns really load*

  • Laurakat1 (Age 14) wrote on Thursday, 1 September 2011 @ 11:24

    http://www.firstnews.co.uk/bored/sneeze-page-competition-i10296 my sneeze page everyone check it out ! :)

  • Cescychops (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 5 September 2011 @ 17:27

    Ahhhhh awful!

  • Dragonite (Age 12) wrote on Monday, 19 September 2011 @ 19:27

    It's not funny, but I understand it.

  • xXBeefyXx (Age 14) wrote on Saturday, 24 September 2011 @ 17:11

    wow what a sense of humour... not...

  • superdog7 (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 18 November 2011 @ 17:35

    i get it i used that one once

  • flossie (Age 9) wrote on Monday, 5 December 2011 @ 19:42

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  • ROLGBIV (Age 10) wrote on Monday, 2 January 2012 @ 16:21

    IT'S OK!!!!!?????????

  • footycrazy (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 4 February 2012 @ 15:52

    It's not THAT funny.... xx