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Thursday, 20 January 2011




Joke!!!

By frules (Age 13)

A boy asks his teacher:

"Please miss can I go to the toilet."

She replies:

"first recite your alphabet"

He sings:

"ABCDEFG ,HIJKLMNO  ,QRSTUV ,WXYandZ"

The teacher asks:

"Where's the P ?"

He answers:

"Halfway down my leg miss!"

Please share your responses below!

Frules(age 12)





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  • kittykat11 (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 20 January 2011 @ 17:19

    haha funny!!!

  • laurcool (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 20 January 2011 @ 21:38

    LOL but disgusting

  • Mirri04 (Age 13) wrote on Friday, 21 January 2011 @ 19:12

    Ha ha ha!Funny joke,but a little bit gross:)

  • Demi008 (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 21 January 2011 @ 20:42

    lol funny

  • Demi008 (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 21 January 2011 @ 20:44

    lol disgusting but really funny

  • Chotty (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 22 January 2011 @ 10:34

    Cool, but i also agree with lauracool!!!

  • PeaceLove (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 22 January 2011 @ 13:35

    Cool! :)

  • millieboo (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 22 January 2011 @ 17:10

    LOL! That made me fall off my chair! =)

  • aquadog26 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 23 January 2011 @ 09:24

    i love that joke lol ;D

  • 09AhmedA (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 23 January 2011 @ 18:15

    Heheh jokes that is funny.

  • charky2000 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 23 January 2011 @ 18:33

    HaHa really good joke! Did you come up with it yourself???

  • frules (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 24 January 2011 @ 16:48

    no ,I got it from my school!(well people talking about it at primary school

  • sneha (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 26 January 2011 @ 21:25

    That is hilarious

  • SuperSuze (Age 13) wrote on Friday, 28 January 2011 @ 18:10

    Ew. :\

  • spykid (Age 9) wrote on Saturday, 29 January 2011 @ 10:15

    thats realy funny it is the best i have ever seen in my entire life. is it true? if it u would of got told of for that joke

  • frules (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 31 January 2011 @ 17:27

    No, as far as I know it is not true!!

  • Mistergree (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 6 February 2011 @ 18:17

    its the latest joke in schools really funny

  • Georgem (Age 14) wrote on Wednesday, 9 February 2011 @ 21:25

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • roxiechic (Age 10) wrote on Friday, 11 February 2011 @ 16:13

    Awesome!

  • Anya2000 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 12 February 2011 @ 11:23

    good joke

  • sbax123 (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 13 February 2011 @ 18:47

    FUNNY

  • Quizylover (Age 14) wrote on Sunday, 27 February 2011 @ 17:10

    i LOVE THAT JOKE ITS MY FAVE

  • frules (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 28 February 2011 @ 20:24

    Thank you