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Thursday, 20 January 2011

Joke!!!
By frules (Age 13)
A boy asks his teacher:
"Please miss can I go to the toilet."
She replies:
"first recite your alphabet"
He sings:
"ABCDEFG ,HIJKLMNO ,QRSTUV ,WXYandZ"
The teacher asks:
"Where's the P ?"
He answers:
"Halfway down my leg miss!"
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Frules(age 12)
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kittykat11 (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 20 January 2011 @ 17:19
haha funny!!!
laurcool (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 20 January 2011 @ 21:38
LOL but disgusting
Mirri04 (Age 13) wrote on Friday, 21 January 2011 @ 19:12
Ha ha ha!Funny joke,but a little bit gross:)
Demi008 (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 21 January 2011 @ 20:42
lol funny
Demi008 (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 21 January 2011 @ 20:44
lol disgusting but really funny
Chotty (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 22 January 2011 @ 10:34
Cool, but i also agree with lauracool!!!
PeaceLove (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 22 January 2011 @ 13:35
Cool! :)
millieboo (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 22 January 2011 @ 17:10
LOL! That made me fall off my chair! =)
aquadog26 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 23 January 2011 @ 09:24
i love that joke lol ;D
09AhmedA (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 23 January 2011 @ 18:15
Heheh jokes that is funny.
charky2000 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 23 January 2011 @ 18:33
HaHa really good joke! Did you come up with it yourself???
frules (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 24 January 2011 @ 16:48
no ,I got it from my school!(well people talking about it at primary school
sneha (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 26 January 2011 @ 21:25
That is hilarious
SuperSuze (Age 13) wrote on Friday, 28 January 2011 @ 18:10
Ew. :\
spykid (Age 9) wrote on Saturday, 29 January 2011 @ 10:15
thats realy funny it is the best i have ever seen in my entire life. is it true? if it u would of got told of for that joke
frules (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 31 January 2011 @ 17:27
No, as far as I know it is not true!!
Mistergree (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 6 February 2011 @ 18:17
its the latest joke in schools really funny
Georgem (Age 14) wrote on Wednesday, 9 February 2011 @ 21:25
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
roxiechic (Age 10) wrote on Friday, 11 February 2011 @ 16:13
Awesome!
Anya2000 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 12 February 2011 @ 11:23
good joke
sbax123 (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 13 February 2011 @ 18:47
FUNNY
Quizylover (Age 14) wrote on Sunday, 27 February 2011 @ 17:10
i LOVE THAT JOKE ITS MY FAVE
frules (Age 13) wrote on Monday, 28 February 2011 @ 20:24
Thank you