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Monday, 18 October 2010




He he!! By edd12345

By Edd12345 (Age 13)

Who wants to hear a joke?!?
Say 'MILK' ten times
'Milk 
Milk
Milk
Milk
Milk
Milk
Milk
Milk
Milk
Milk'

What do cows drink?

Did you fall for it?





The answer is
WATER!!!

By Edd12345




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  • ChooChoo (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 14 October 2010 @ 16:23

    It doesn't work if it's in front of you but that's a great joke to play on friends!

  • lilly12345 (Age 10) wrote on Friday, 15 October 2010 @ 15:53

    hay my bff fell for it!but she remembered after!

  • Lizziexxx (Age 12) wrote on Friday, 15 October 2010 @ 16:32

    YH IT WORKS FOR MY SISTERS!!!!1

  • redhorse10 (Age 14) wrote on Friday, 15 October 2010 @ 20:14

    Oh I Know That One... I've Tried It On My Friends Loads Of Times, It's Great! It Doesn't Work On Me Anymore!

  • Mirri04 (Age 13) wrote on Saturday, 16 October 2010 @ 16:59

    It worked for me;I'm going to try it out on my friends...ha ha ha!

  • gummybear (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 17 October 2010 @ 08:52

    yeah but it doesent work if you do it on front of your friends

  • superspy10 (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 22 October 2010 @ 17:13

    I love that joke!

  • yacyacyac (Age 12) wrote on Tuesday, 26 October 2010 @ 14:41

    you could give it coke dont have to be water

  • Taxl2 (Age 11) wrote on Wednesday, 27 October 2010 @ 17:32

    It works so well on everybody

  • celloboy (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 28 October 2010 @ 11:55

    it didnt work on my mum but she is a primary teacher so...............

  • Edd12345 (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 31 October 2010 @ 10:35

    How do you make a witch ich? Take away the 'w'

  • KatCandy (Age 12) wrote on Sunday, 31 October 2010 @ 15:31

    lol Edd!

  • skycherry (Age 11) wrote on Tuesday, 14 December 2010 @ 08:31

    that joke was so cool !

  • Anya2000 (Age 11) wrote on Saturday, 12 February 2011 @ 11:22

    cool

  • doodle3 (Age 12) wrote on Saturday, 26 March 2011 @ 09:54

    nice

  • CHERUB15 (Age 13) wrote on Saturday, 26 March 2011 @ 18:05

    Nice one!