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Tuesday, 2 March 2010




Egyptian jokes

By moshlog (Age 10)

What did the baby pyrimid say to the other pyrimid?

 

Hows your mummy!

 

Whats a mummies favorite music?

 

Rap music!

 

What do you get if you cross a Pharoh with a car mechanic?

 

A tut..and..car..man!

 

Why was the mummy so tensed?

 

Because he was all wound up!

 





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  • moshlog (Age 10) wrote on Friday, 5 March 2010 @ 18:32

    I did this! funny or what?

  • kieran (Age 9) wrote on Saturday, 6 March 2010 @ 23:57

    lol

  • cheese7 (Age 9) wrote on Sunday, 7 March 2010 @ 14:58

    funny cool I didnt like the joke whats a mummies favorite music? rap music

  • boona (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 12 March 2010 @ 19:42

    ha ha ha i like the pyramid one

  • donut101 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 14 March 2010 @ 10:13

    cool

  • donut101 (Age 11) wrote on Sunday, 14 March 2010 @ 10:14

    cool

  • yoi6 (Age 11) wrote on Friday, 16 April 2010 @ 16:39

    cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

  • moshlog (Age 10) wrote on Saturday, 1 May 2010 @ 18:01

    yep i might do another maybe if ur luckey

  • moshlog (Age 10) wrote on Sunday, 2 May 2010 @ 10:30

    hey donut101 i heard you the first time!