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Saturday, 18 December 2010




A Selection of Jokes Chosen by Mirri04

By Mirri04 (Age 13)

Knock knock!

Who's there?

I diddup.

I diddup who?

Gross!

Doctor,doctor,I feel like a pair of curtains.

Pull yourself together,man!

I can make you talk like a Red Indian.

How?

See,I told you!

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey:)





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  • sarahsun1 (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 23 December 2010 @ 15:57

    ha ha ha lol:)

  • Mirri04 (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 23 December 2010 @ 19:26

    Oh dear,this was supposed to be on the Jokes section!Nic,could you transfer it there?

  • nwilliams wrote on Friday, 24 December 2010 @ 09:11

    Done :)

  • Mirri04 (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 26 December 2010 @ 13:10

    Thanks so much Nic!:D

  • Hajra444 (Age 8) wrote on Saturday, 1 January 2011 @ 14:07

    This One's For Mirri04! Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road? Because It Was The Chicken's Day Off! Boom Boom!! From Hajra your cousin.

  • Hajra444 (Age 8) wrote on Saturday, 1 January 2011 @ 14:08

    So funny Mirri04

  • Hajra444 (Age 8) wrote on Saturday, 1 January 2011 @ 14:13

    You always have funny jokes

  • Hajra444 (Age 8) wrote on Saturday, 1 January 2011 @ 14:15

    Who's Nick

  • Hasina (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 2 January 2011 @ 13:56

    Hahaha that joke was so funny

  • Hasina (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 2 January 2011 @ 13:57

    It's not nick it means NICE in a short version

  • Mirri04 (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 4 January 2011 @ 11:26

    Ha ha ha!That was a really funny joke Hajra!Why don't you write your own jokes article;they're probably going to be better than mine!Nic is the Web Editor;Nic is short for Nicola.I'm glad you like the joke as well Hasina:)

  • easymail (Age 12) wrote on Tuesday, 4 January 2011 @ 15:30

    good jokes

  • Mirri04 (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 4 January 2011 @ 19:23

    Thanks Easymail:)

  • 09AhmedA (Age 13) wrote on Tuesday, 4 January 2011 @ 20:02

    haha hi hasina and Hajra from your cousin Ameena nice jokes Mirri04

  • PeaceLove (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 5 January 2011 @ 08:13

    Hi Mirri! Is Hajra444 your cousin? :)

  • Mirri04 (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 5 January 2011 @ 15:44

    Hi PeaceLove!Yep,she is,and so's Hasina.09AhmedA is my sister:)

  • PeaceLove (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 5 January 2011 @ 18:40

    Cool! You have lots of relatives on First News! :)

  • Mirri04 (Age 13) wrote on Thursday, 6 January 2011 @ 16:04

    Ha ha ha:)