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Tuesday, 24 August 2010




123 cat

By Fudge (Age 14)

There was a french cat and an english cat who were going to swim the english channel. the french cat was called un, deux, trois, the english cat was called one, two, three. So who do you think won and why?....... The english cat won because un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq! (sank!)




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  • zefzoom (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 20 January 2010 @ 11:16

    i love that joke from before we use that to help us with our french

  • ShocfyZiff (Age 12) wrote on Wednesday, 1 December 2010 @ 21:23

    That is soooooo AWESOMELY TREMENDOUS!!!! I love it!