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Thursday, 14 January 2010


Twilight vampire fangs

10 funny Twilight vampire jokes

By nwilliams

In honour of the new Twilight movie New Moon coming out this week we asked you send in your vampire jokes.

This is what you sent…

 

1. Rosalie was told to find something as beautiful as herself. She came  back with a mirror!

 

2. What do you give a vampire with a cough?
Coffin Drops!

 

3. What is the Cullen’s favourite holiday?
Fangsgiving!

 

4. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A Bloodhound!

 

5. Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
It was his bat.

 

6. What is as sharp as a vampire’s fang?
His other fang.

 

7. Why doesn't anyone at Fork’s High like Edward?
He's a pain in the neck!

 

8. Why are the Cullen’s good artists?

 Because they are used to drawing blood!

 

9. Why is Jacob Black more popular than Edward Cullen?

Because he is all bark and no bite!

 

10. What did the Quileute werewolves say after reading these vampire jokes?

They really suck!

 

Got a joke? Think you can do better? Send your jokes to newsdesk@firstnews.co.uk.

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  • puppy (Age 13) wrote on Wednesday, 2 December 2009 @ 18:50

    cool jokes

  • I33y (Age 14) wrote on Tuesday, 8 December 2009 @ 18:38

    GOOOOOOOOO TWILIGHT and NEW MOON!!!!!!!!!

  • mebneb (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 13 December 2009 @ 10:18

    BRILLIANT JOKES

  • arwa (Age 11) wrote on Thursday, 14 January 2010 @ 21:43

    funny jokes

  • Polesworth (Age 14) wrote on Friday, 15 January 2010 @ 19:22

    wow! Great jokes!

  • louie268 (Age 14) wrote on Friday, 22 January 2010 @ 15:32

    luv the jokes

  • Cici (Age 13) wrote on Friday, 22 January 2010 @ 21:52

    Oh they are really funny!!!

  • newsgirl1 (Age 12) wrote on Thursday, 11 February 2010 @ 16:48

    HI

  • Mirri04 (Age 13) wrote on Sunday, 28 August 2011 @ 19:01

    Funny:)